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November 3rd, 2012

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yo ho

Friends only
Friends only

September 21st, 2005

hurricane rita
hurricane rita


June 10th, 2005

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I just read the most fucked up thing.

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May 30th, 2005

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The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

April 29th, 2005

this one is pretty close...

Your Birthdate: November 3

Being born on the 3rd day of the month is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life.

The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental.

There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, "couldn't care less" attitude.

You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression.

Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing.

You are energetic and always a good conversationalist.

You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters.

You are affectionate and loving, but sometimes too sensitive.

You are subject to rapid ups and downs.

April 25th, 2005


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Whats your gang by The_molecular_man
Color of the bandanna you sport
Number of creds you got13
Number of hoes you pimp3
What you look like
Your main hoe
Your Gang
How Much Money You Make PIMPING$850,619,316
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March 3rd, 2005

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LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:excuses_excuses
Your haiku:on the weekend there
was an underlying theme that
i dropped my friend
Created by Grahame

February 24th, 2005

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A friend of mine here at work just sent this to me. She took the time to write it up, and then forward this valuable advice on to many other people besides myself. It was too funny to not share. Please, enjoy.
"I witnessed something frightening at the gym today and since I think it's safe to say you could all use a good laugh I thought I'd pass it on.  If you have ever been a member of a gym, you will know that all persons who SHOULD/COULD be walking around naked DON'T and all persons who SHOULDN'T walk around naked ALWAYS DO. Well, this morning was no exception. I was minding my own business blow drying my hair and getting ready for work after my strenuous workout when I happened to regrettably look in the mirror. In it's reflection was not only my (sparkling) face but also the body of a 50 something year old 300 pound woman butt naked dry shaving her gorilla legs. Horrified, I looked away promptly. I continued to get ready for work when she walked up next to me (still NAKED) to use the mirror while thankfully attempting to cover herself in one of those velcro bath wraps. Unfortunately for me, the velcro had seen better days and while she blow dried her hair it repeatedly fell off. After a while, she had finally gotten dressed and curled her completely scraggly hair and tried several ways to "do" it. First she felt that a black scrunchy that matched her stripped Lane Bryant shirt and lovely elastic Gloria Vanderbilt pants put in a high pony on her head was the right look. As I started to feel pity for her due to the fact that anyone wearing a scrunchy should be thrown in jail for violating the #1 law of the fashion police, I noticed she decided to redo and complete her "look" by using an entire bottle of Aquanet and fastening it with a banana clip!!!!!! Throwing this poor woman in jail would not do justice for the fashion crime she had just committed. All person's wearing a banana clip should now be sentenced to execution. I'm not sure if the disgusting nakedness or the completely terrible banana clip scared me more!?!"

January 29th, 2005

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If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for guys) by vexedfusion
Do you think you are cool?
Here you are in your Southpark Glory
Percentage of people who like this character...: 60%
The Jewjohnnym77
The Fat Onecostal
The Lovervampiretea
The Poor Onebigal84
The Gay Teacherdork_shoes
Kyle's Bitchy Momuberspoon
Click here if you are a girl... South Park character memegen for Girls
All imgs made here... The Southpark Character Site
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December 20th, 2004

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How much do your LJ friends love you? by ladybugadria
choose one
loves you lotsdhill
thinks of you as their best friendsnoogz04
pretends to like youvampiretea
wants to move your relationship to the next levelrainy_kate
wants you in bedchasindreams
Loves your quirkinessjohnnym77
desperately loves to read your journalaestheticprince
Loves you more than you knowdork_shoes
thinks you are stangejtwill84
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I think this works, for the most part.
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